Potential apocalypse alert: Scientists breed hyper-agressive rats.

By | August 18, 2011

 

This is how the apocalypse starts people. Right here.  Russian scientists have bred a type of particularly agressive rat. Geneticist Svante Paabo was ‘stunned’ by the agressiveness of the rats, and stated  that he felt that if ’10 or 20′ got out of their cages they ‘would probably kill [him]’

Let’s hope they don’t get out of their cages, huh?

Short Sharp Science: Beyond Room 101: The hyperaggressive rat.

The normal wild rat is a clever creature, typically non-agressive to humans unless there a lot of rats and a weak human.  I shouldn’t need to point out the risks of hyper-agressive rats.

Scientists say that through this research they are discovering genetic links to agressive and timid behaviour. I say they’re planning to take over the world with the use of rats.

So what can you do to survive this one? Well, poison and traps are your first priority. After that get as far from a population centre as possible and ensure your barricades have no gaps rats could get into. If you have time, put chicken wire 8 foot under the ground and ensure your wall and building foundations touch it. After a while, interbreeding with the normal rat population will reduce agressiveness to handleable levels (within about ten years,) and you’re set to rebuild. Good luck!

 

 

4 thoughts on “Potential apocalypse alert: Scientists breed hyper-agressive rats.

    1. anninyn Post author

      Well, you can just put it at a level with- and attached to- your foundations. It’s so the little bastards can’t dig their way into your compound.

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    1. anninyn Post author

      But then we’ll have to get hyper-agressive dogs to keep down the hyper-agressive cats, and it all becomes a vicious circle.

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