Holy High Hell, Heaven is a Place on Steam!

I want to go to there.” There being High Hell because it’s essentially everything I’ve ever wanted in a first-person shooter: self-deprecating humor, violence, great graphics (based on the style, it’s beautiful).

High Hell looks like a cross between GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64 and the Adult Swim show Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell.

Check out the trailer for High Hell by Devolver Digital

Also, I want to live in whatever world Devolver Digital and their marketing team is from because based on this press release, it’s my kind of heaven:

Descend upon the criminal underground with the most blessed of shotguns and bring lethal salvation to those that have fallen from the light. Righteous fury and fancy footwork are crucial to survive an escalating, absurd series of outlandish missions. Pop brainwashed chimps, deface corporate effigies, and dismantle the business dealings of the unrepentant cartel in a vibrant remix of the classic first-person shooter.

“The market research team claims that High Hell is the highest testing game Devolver Digital has ever published with burning money and kicking monkeys as the primary drivers amongst millennials,” noted Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “Fucking millennials.”

High Hell is available now on Steam but if you didn’t gather that by now we’ve already failed at marketing the game. For more information about High Hell follow @terrivellmann and @doseonetweets or go ask Rico down the street, he knows what’s up.

tavia.

My parents let me watch and read way too much science fiction and fantasy when I was a child. Now that I'm grown, I'm bored and I can't wait for SkyNet to awaken or the super-virus to cull the human population. I'll be safe because I've learned to reason with robots from Data and the Terminator franchise... and I eat gummy vitamins by the fist-full.

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