Category Archives: Television

The CW’s The 100 is…

…Lord of the Flies. The 100 is about a far future where humanity lives on a space station and they send all the delinquent youths back to Earth to determine is the planet is habitable. … Um, they’ve proven they can’t be trusted so you send them on an important mission to see if earth… Read More »

Helix (SyFy) – Episode 1 – Pseudo-Recap

There’s a new show on the SyFy channel called Helix. It’s about a mysterious compound in the Arctic (Antarctic?) where scientists play with the kind of science we have a healthy fear of. Obviously, something goes terribly wrong and plots ensue. Episode one opens with two guys in hazmat suits going into a room where… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 13

Le disclaimer: This post contains spoilers about episode 13, the season finale, of Under the Dome (titled “Curtains”). Do NOT read this post if you have not yet seen the episode and plan to. First of all, HALLELUJAH this show is DONE. Time to celebrate! Second of all, what the holy hell WAS that?! To… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 12

Le disclaimer: This post contains spoilers about episode 12 of Under the Dome (titled “Exigent Circumstances”). Do not read this post if you have not yet seen the episode and plan to. Also, apologies for getting this post up so late. I had a hard time watching this without wanting to throw things at my… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 11

Le disclaimer: This post contains spoilers about episode 11 of Under the Dome (titled “Speak of the Devil”). Do not read this post if you have not yet seen the episode and plan to. Wow. Okay. I didn’t think this show could possibly get any more WTF. I mean, remember back in the 90s when… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 10

Regular disclaimer: This recap contains spoilers about episode 10 of Under the Dome, titled “Let the Games Begin.” Do not read this post if you have not yet seen the episode and plan to. Okay, well, the good news is, there are only three episodes left. The bad news is…WTF. What was THAT about? The introduction… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 9

My apologies for not getting this up earlier. I haven’t been feeling well these past few days so I’m unfortunately behind on many things. Regular disclaimer: This recap contains spoilers about episode 9 of Under the Dome, titled “The Fourth Hand.” Do not read this post if you have not yet seen the episode and plan… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 8

As usual: This post contains spoilers about episode 8 of Under the Dome (titled “Thicker than Water”). Do not read this post if you haven’t yet seen the episode and plan to. Wow. Okay. This show has managed to raise the bar on WTF. Granted, it hasn’t hit Sharknado levels (yet), but…wow. The episode opens with Junior going… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 7

As usual: This post contains spoilers about episode 7 of Under the Dome (titled “Imperfect Circle”). Do not read this post if you haven’t yet seen the episode and plan to. So yay! We’re officially halfway through this season! Only six more episodes of a show with remarkably unlikable characters. Anyway. This week in Chester’s Mill, the residents… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 6

As usual: This post contains spoilers about episode 6 of Under the Dome (titled “The Endless Thirst”). Do not read this post if you haven’t yet seen the episode and plan to. So. Last week: missile! This week: there’s still a dome! Surprise, surprise, not even the MOAB (mother of all bombs) could crack the… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 5

As usual: This post contains spoilers about episode 5 of Under the Dome (titled “Blue on Blue”). Do not read this post if you haven’t yet seen the episode and plan to. So when we left Chester’s Mill last week, Big Jim had just discovered Junior’s dungeon and Angie, who Junior may be hoping will… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 4

When we last left our friends of Under the Dome, a lot of crazy shit had happened. When we rejoin our friends this week, more crazy shit happens. So let’s get to it, shall we? (Be warned: this recap may — or may not — have more of my snarky personal commentary included. I’m sorry,… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 3

Note: This is a recap of episode 3 of Under the Dome (titled “Manhunt”). If you have not seen this episode, do not read this post as it contains episode spoilers. You’ve been warned. When we last left our friends in Chester’s Mill, I had a lot less ragey feelings toward all of them. (Apparently,… Read More »

Recap: Under the Dome Episode 2

Last week, we saw the residents of Chester’s Mill suddenly get trapped under the dome. We’re not sure who built the dome or who put it over Chester’s Mill, but its appearance sets off a panic in the town. People get trapped inside, people get trapped outside, people go crazy. (Well, maybe not that last… Read More »