A slightly unhinged letter to Bethesda, regarding Fallout 4
June 6, 2015
Here are some random thoughts, theories, desires and wishes relating to Fallout 4, in no particular order.
OK, we get a dog right? The video shows a dog. If I don’t actually get a dog in game I will be sad.
Do we actually get to visit that house in the announcement video? It looks like it had some loot in it. I like loot.
OK, so, like, that flying ship. Do we get to fly it? Or is it cut scene set dressing or something? I want to fly it, or at least loot it.
Related to the dog, can the dog die? I won’t take it with me if the dog can die. In F03 I never took anyone but Fawkes because they were so fragile. I liked NV a lot more because if you are a wuss like me and play it on lower difficulties the followers don’t die they just pass out.
How robust is the looting? How much random wasteland crap can I fit into my backpack? Can I make the dog carry it all?
I really really want there to be a ton of easter eggs and references. Can you do that, Bethesda? Can you?
will you please stop putting shitty loot in high level locked rooms and safes. In like, all your games, forever.
If you haven’t already got the hint my main priorities are taking everything that’s not nailed down and having a dog friend.
It’s in Boston, yeah? I don’t know anything about Boston. Does Boston get snow? I think it does. WILL WE HAVE SNOW IS WHAT I AM ASKING I KINDA WANT RADIOACTIVE SNOW except I don’t because it sounds terrible for looting
please don’t fuck this up i love these games
FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 FALLOUT 4 OMG
I am glad no-one was there to see me watching the video because I squealed and actually threw my arms up and cheered when we got to dun duuuh DUUUUH
LOOK, ok, I know it’s never gonna happen but I kind of want a fallout set in England and I have some good ideas to float if you want to hit me up
WHAT IS THE PLOT
can you please release a stripped-down version of the character generator on your website so that I can play with it a bit I don’t think you understand how important it is that I spend 2 hours creating the perfect character face for someone I will only see in VATS and killcams