I come out of my self-imposed exile (caused by the fact that studying a degree, writing a book and looking for a job all take a shocking amount of time) to tell you about THIS.
A naked man has been shot dead after attempting to chew a homeless mans face off in Miami.
Now, I’m not trying to say this is the start of a Zombie Apocalypse, but… this is the start of a Zombie Apocalypse.
Now, I will point out that the link to this story is on The Daily Mail, who aren’t best known for their honesty or lack of dramatising, so it’s probably pretty healthy to take it with a pinch of salt. But if you live ANYWHERE near Miami now might be a good time to take a holiday a long way away.
Standard zombie advice comes into play, here. Ensure you have plenty of weapons (and don’t rely on Guns too much as ammo CAN run out and it causes a lot of noise) concentrating on ones you know how to use. Find an easily defendable initial safe house. Dress in comfortable, but practical armour – thick, sturdy leather is good. Zombies are attracted to movement and colour, so in case of mob stitch coloured ribbons to your clothes with a very loose stitch- the Zombies may well snatch at the ribbons instead of you and it gives you a few more seconds. DON’T FORGET TO LOOT LONG-TERM ESSENTIALS like seeds to grow your own food. Starvation will either kill you or leave you weak enough to BE killed. Make sure your party is as ready as possible and your fitness is as up to scratch as you can get it; depending on the type of Zombie and your location you have between two days and a week to get ready.
This is Anninyn, signing off. If this doesn’t go to shit I’ll see you as soon as I have the time for another post, if it does, I wish you the best of luck
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